You are cute. But you are expensive and you have a serious coffee problem. I know that you don't grow any coffee here but that is no excuse for why you consider instant coffee acceptable or why all the "coffee" shops are really just tame strip bars.
And you should try to do better with the smog (as seen above). It's really no worse than the smog where I come from, but it is a shame because this city is much prettier than mine.